Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?

So I imagine the majority of those who read our blog are Webster students. I also imagine that like me they are stressed out of their bloody minds. So in effort to bring some relief to this God forsaken time, I have made a composition of 3 video and two fine literary works. So without further ado...

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Second, I found these two masterpieces online at some point in time, and I figured that not only Webster students, but all students could relate to these...

BUD LIGHT PRESENTS: REAL MEN OF GENIUS

Today we salute you stressed out college student during exam week.

As you sit in your lonely cubical in the library, doped up on Starbucks & Adderal, you think to yourself, am I ever going to need to know this stuff in life? The distractions are tempting and you have suddenly diagnosed yourself with ADD along with advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. I'm sure by now you know exactly what everyone is doing because you have checked Facebook 800 times. Christmas break is just days away, and your Prozac prescription will be in tomorrow. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light after that last exam, because for most of us, Christmas will be spent in rehab.

Twas the Night Before Finals

Twas the night before finals, and all through the college,
The students were praying for last minute knowledge.
Most were quite sleepy, but none touched their beds,
While visions of essays danced in their heads.

Out in the taverns, a few were still drinking,
And hoping that liquor would loosen up their thinking.
In my own apartment, I had been pacing,
And dreading exams I soon would be facing.

My roommate was speechless, his nose in his books,
And my comments to him drew unfriendly looks.
I drained all the coffee, and brewed a new pot,
No longer caring that my nerves were shot.

I stared at my notes, but my thoughts were muddy,
My eyes went a blur, I just couldn't study.
"Some pizza might help," I said with a shiver,
But each place I called refused to deliver.

I'd nearly concluded that life was too cruel,
With futures depending on grades had in school.
When all of a sudden, our door opened wide,
And Patron Saint Put-It-Off ambled inside.

His spirit was careless, his manner was mellow,
When all of a sudden, he started to bellow:
"On Cliff Notes! On Crib Notes! On last year's exams!
On Wingit and Slingit, and last minute crams!"

His message delivered, he vanished from sight,
But we heard him laughing outside in the night.
"Your teachers have pegged you, so just do your best.
Happy Finals to all, and to all, a Good Test!"

To conclude this note, the Gorloks have a busy weekend in basketball. Starting on Friday at 8, the men will take on Maryville. On Saturday, The men will play at 2 or 4 (that is still up in the air) and the women will play at 6.

Happy Holidays everyone and good luck these next two weeks