Hello all you Webster folk.
Hope your holidays were swell. Mine were super, thanks for your concern (I totally know you were thinking if my holidays were pleasant).
So...for many of us, this is our last semester as a Gorlok, aka- Big Ed (Que awesome montage that features tearful good-bye music and pictures of us in our days at Webster. Awwwww!)
I want this last semester to be fun, rewarding, and mischievous. If you have any concerns, questions or ideas...post them on our Facebook page...I nominate myself to be the "Dear Abby" of Webster University. You can address those questions, ideas and/or concerns to "Dear Nicky!"
I know some of you don't care what a Gorlok is, but for Pete's sake, don't get so angry that you toss literature about the Gorlok in the parking lot; only to let the literature get rained on and raped by car tires. This picture made me seethe with anger (is seethe a word? i don't have time to google it). This picture was taken on the first day back spring semester 2010, next to the UC. A reward is being offered by us here at What The Hell is a Gorlok if anyone knows any info regarding the persons who threw this literature on the ground. The reward will consist of a high-five from all of us here, and a passionate hug from Matt "fitty" Fitzger...er.... Fitzpat...er...Fitz-something. I might throw in a 6-pack of PBR too! (Disclaimer: Must be 21 years of age to get PBR prize...not a year younger...nor a year older...must be exactly 21!)
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This breaks my heart! If you are the guilty party, please come forward. No questions will be asked. I am sure this is a simple misunderstanding!
ReplyDelete*LIKES* on the rewards though...except for the hug from Fitz...that is just something that would make little kids cry!
Also Nick, I was most concerned about YOUR holidays! I am so glad you relieved us with the worry of how your holidays were!!