First off....thanks Meaghan for detailing, to our readers, the present format of our mascot. I, personally don't know if I'm down with the Gorlok anymore. It seems back in 1984 when this mythical creature was "born"....they only had (2) streets in mind (Gore and Lochwood) and combining creatures that sound like the animals you would find at a 6 yr. old girls fantasy zoo. What kind of brownies were they eating in 1984 @ Webster? They must have made lights seem more colorful and the movie Back To The Future really awesome. Whatever was in them, give a couple of pieces to Marty McFly so he can hop in the DeLorean and time travel to 2009 so your boy Nick here, can "fly" like they were at Webster... circa 1984! (circa is such a lame word).
On that note...I propose a new mascot! It must be something powerful, yet classy and modest.
We take the streets: Big Bend and Edgar- and become the...ready?....WEBSTER BIG-ED's!!!
We then take the "classy/sheik" horn of a Unicorn; the "majestic" body of a Brown Mallard Duck; and the "heroic" hair of John Ginsburg (Webster's director of student activities)
POW! I've attached a draft of what the Big-Ed will look like. I hope you are all stoked as much as I am.
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Nick, I must say your geniusness amazes me...that is all
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